A Memo from the Department of Wood Working
A short memo from a department within the greater Association
Guys, it’s been two weeks since the termite infestation and things have only gotten worse. It now covers nearly 30% of our offices and it appears to only be growing by the day.
It also looks like the chemicals that Christ cooked up only made the termites stronger. They’re faster, bigger, and hiding more and more in plain sight than ever before. It’s like they’ve developed camouflage or something.
I told you guys we need to keep wine away from that man, only water can be around him or things are bound to get worse. Yet, somehow, he seems to keep coming up with more and more wine no matter what we do. Either somebody is slacking or he’s hiding a stash somewhere that needs to be found immediately.
That man is becoming quite the liability; I recommend a transfer before the damage become irreparable.
