A Message from the Association
A short letter from the Association of Lived Experiences
A message to all Association employees
It has come to our attention that the Bureau of Decapitation has finally received their first new member in nearly 50 years. While this is all well and good, an incident has been reported at their most recent initiation process.
While it is important to note that initiations are an important part of every Bureau, we must never forget that safety must remain the utmost focus for all Association employees.
As of 9pm this coming Friday, all members of the Association will be required to attend a mandatory safety training every week for the next month. Hopefully then we can ensure no more unwarranted fatalities and/or injuries.
In other new, we should all show our appreciation to the Bureau of Fugitives for yet another successful hunt. This brings their total success rate up to a 95%! Well done, team.
Finally, it’s equally important to note that we still have a missing artifact on loose from the Bureau of Extraterrestrial Items. Please report any and all findings to your local Security Officer ASAP.
With love to all
Keep your eyes up and your head down
They are watching
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