Aaren HerroninThe Power of Poetry·Jul 5An Internal Memo from the Bureau of Self-MutilationA short memo within the Ethereal Board’s Universe Hello team, It’s come to our attention that some of us have been “dipping their pen in the company ink,” or so to speak. Various guests of our Bureau have report sustaining injuries due to puddles of *currently* undisclosed fluids. While sticky…The Power Of Poetry2 min readThe Power Of Poetry2 min read
Aaren HerroninThe Power of Poetry·Jan 14A Memo from the Department of Wood WorkingA short memo from a department within the greater Association — Guys, it’s been two weeks since the termite infestation and things have only gotten worse. It now covers nearly 30% of our offices and it appears to only be growing by the day. It also looks like the chemicals that Christ cooked up only made the termites stronger. They’re faster…The Power Of Poetry1 min readThe Power Of Poetry1 min read
Aaren HerroninThe Power of Poetry·Jan 14A Message from the AssociationA short letter from the Association of Lived Experiences — A message to all Association employees It has come to our attention that the Bureau of Decapitation has finally received their first new member in nearly 50 years. While this is all well and good, an incident has been reported at their most recent initiation process. While it is important…The Power Of Poetry2 min readThe Power Of Poetry2 min read
Aaren HerroninThe Power of Poetry·Jan 13A Message from the Bureau of DecapitationA short story of ethereal introductions — Welcome, new recruit! It’s been far too long since we’ve had a new member join us. Mostly, we just keep practicing the orientation process to keep us ready for any potential candidates. Well, when we’re not dealing with the nitty gritty of the bureau, of course. …The Power Of Poetry3 min readThe Power Of Poetry3 min read
